~William Shakespeare
~Jonathan Swift
- A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course.
Alice considered a little.
- I like birthday presents best, she said at last.
- You don't know what you're talking about! cried Humpty Dumpty. How many days are there in a year?
- Three hundred and sixty-five, said Alice
- And how many birthdays have you?
- One.
~Lewis Carroll
~Oscar Wilde
~George Bernard Shaw
~Tom Stoppard
~George Harrison